====== Things Tom is Right About: ======

  * Birthdays are memory holes in brains
  * Matt's lawn feelings should be made public
  * War never changes, but the server does
  * The korok seeds are poop too
  * Some guy in Elden Ring wearing a toilet seat will sell you incantations
  * Whiskey stones are bullshit
  * The shampoo company Head & Shoulders should make a body wash called Knees & Toes
  * John should not discuss the Sonic Bible even though he thinks it's funny there's a Sonic Bible
  * Mondays

These of course are only specifics, because as we know Tom is right about everything.