Birthdays are memory holes in brains
Matt's lawn feelings should be made public
War never changes, but the server does
The korok seeds are poop too
Some guy in Elden Ring wearing a toilet seat will sell you incantations
Whiskey stones are bullshit
The shampoo company Head & Shoulders should make a body wash called Knees & Toes
John should not discuss the Sonic Bible even though he thinks it's funny there's a Sonic Bible
Mondays
These of course are only specifics, because as we know Tom is right about everything.